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Wizard Words of Wisdom
wizard - 4-27-2009 at 03:12 AM

Wizard Words of Wisdom

Occasional words of wisdom which may help you to cope with the vicissitudes and challenges in your life.

1. "No good deed goes unpunished"
First Corollary: Life is not fair.

2. "Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off and also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the bottom that I may have to kiss tomorrow."

3. The First Law of Holes
When you are in one, stop digging.